VALENTINE’S DAY JOKES


What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?

      Answer: Uggs and Kisses!
 

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?

      Answer: I’m stuck on you!

 
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend.
 

Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

 
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, baby!
 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sherwood,
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!